This film has the unimaginable power to suck all positive feelings from its viewers like some kind of merciless black hole of hate.

One of the most hilariously-entertaining movies ever. I mean, this film features not one, but two, floor-buffer chase scenes. What else do you need?

A giant monster terrorizes a small Texas town and our hero is armed with little more than a ukelele and “The Mushroom Song.”

Some movies are considered “So bad, they’re good.” This is not one of those movies.

A made-for-TV movie about a furry, smart-ass, alien midget?
Sounds good to me!

A giant, inter-dimensional, anti-matter, space turkey invades Earth and crunches all sorts of model airplanes. All fear the Space Turkey!