Adorable, fuzzy, little teddy bears, accompanied by two useless children, do battle with an evil space giant!

Allow me to state the obvious: Killdozer may be the greatest b-movie title of all time.

Alf at a strip bar…How much more do you really need?

Well, after the Twitter shitstorm (Hey, Shitstorm! SyFy, I smell a movie…wait, nevermind.) that was Sharknado, I think we all knew this was gonna happen.

If you glean nothing else from this review, know this: I love Carmen Electra.

A made-for-TV movie about a furry, smart-ass, alien midget?
Sounds good to me!