Posts Tagged ‘Quick Hit’


    

A scuzzy biker dude who resembles former pro wrestler Van Hammer, kidnaps the daughter of his arch-nemesis in order to ransom her back to a Chinese crime syndicate…Uh, I think.


    

A plotless little kung fu film filled with all of the “but, still…” you can handle.


    

An entertaining kung fu flick starring the lovely Polly Shang-Kwan. Features a powerful wizard with ridiculous facial hair and one very fugly little midget.


    

A boring, sleazy little exploitation flick that is packed full of crude humor, awesome sideburns, and the unmistakable bell-bottomed stench of the 70′s.


    

You probably won’t want to watch this with hardcore Dragon Ball fans. Their constant screams of “Blasphemy!” will tend to drown out the dialog.