This film has the unimaginable power to suck all positive feelings from its viewers like some kind of merciless black hole of hate.

Mix 1 part exploitation with 1 part fundamentalist Baptist rants; sprinkle liberally with Commies; bake for one hour and you’ve got yourself one hell of a ride!

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To answer your first question, yes, someone actually made a Godzilla parody featuring an enormous ass. And yes, it is every bit as stupid and bizarre as you are probably thinking.

If you don’t giggle at words like titmouse, rectory, and ballcock this article probably isn’t for you.

Roller Gator is 83 minutes of pure, unadulterated pain, masquerading as a lighthearted kiddie film. Torment, thy name is Roller Gator.

“One of the ten most important films of modern times.” -Susan Sontag.
Lesson learned? Never take film recommendations from Susan Sontag.

A horrifying tale of a world without springs, made even more horrifying by a demonic little spring-sprite named Coily.