This one is a strong contender for the title of “Worst Godzilla Film Not Directed by Roland Emmerich.”

A giant, fire-breathing turtle awakens from his centuries-long slumber to wreak havok on Japan and befriend a small boy.

Earth is invaded by a squat, conical, lobster-armed, Venusian space pickle in what is possibly the finest example of a b-movie ever produced.

Allow me to state the obvious: Killdozer may be the greatest b-movie title of all time.

Anyone who isn’t instantly drawn to a movie entitled “Murdercycle” simply has no soul.

“Mars Attacks: Invasion” is a revival of the original card series from 1962, bringing us some great artwork from the industry’s best

Alf at a strip bar…How much more do you really need?

The Giant Claw features one of the most ridiculous monsters in the history of cinema.

Watch our young caveman hero as he encounters stock footage, kills an annoying squirrel, invents fire, and finally meets up with a really goofy Roger Corman monster.

Just in case you aren’t twitching with anticipation already (and if you are on this site you really should be) here are a few trailers and featurettes to get you ready for Guillermo del Toro’s kaiju epic, Pacific Rim