Hey there bad movie fans. Just thought I’d pop in and give everyone a quick rundown of what’s going on around here at BadMovieRealm.com.

First off, I’m currently going through all of the reviews from the old site that were never updated and transferred to the new site. My plan is to rework and convert most of them so they can be reposted here. Most of these reviews were written over TEN YEARS AGO(!) and are, shall we say, very rough from a stylistic and structural (and grammatical) standpoint.

Seriously. When did this happen?

It’s going to be a process, but I’ve already posted the (slightly) updated review for American Force 2 a couple days ago. It needed the least work, but it’s a start.

Also in the pipeline is a review for the gloriously terrible Tommy Wiseau drama, The Room. Frankly, I should have tackled it 10 years ago. I have no excuse, really.

This site is also in desperate need of some giant Japanese monster action. The old site had a ton of Kaiju films covered thanks to the Gamera Movie Madness series on the old site where, in a series of mini reviews, I covered every Gamera flick up to that point. Unfortunately, these are not up to standard so I can’t just transfer them here. I’m debating attempting to rework them into a series of blog posts, or just scrapping them all and tackling each film one at a time.

I need more hours in the day.

Also, Godzilla’s Revenge definitely needs to be a part of this site again. Godzilla’s son Minya belongs here. I mean, c’mon. Look at that face.

Finally, there’s also some small, behind the scenes technical tweaks and changes going on, but no one besides me cares about that.

Anyway, I think that’s all for now. Thanks for following the site and be sure to check back often and follow us on Twitter @BadMovieRealm to stay up to date on all new updates, reviews, and posts here on BadMovieRealm.com.

Well, I finally got around to watching The Room a few days ago and it’s official: I definitely should NOT have waited so long to do so.  For years I have avoided watching the film thinking that there was no way it could be as good (read: terrible) as everyone made it out to be.  I can assure you, as quite the connoisseur of crap cinema, that The Room very much lives up to the hype.

A seemingly endless stream of terrible, unnecessary love scenes, unimaginably bad dialogue, terrible acting, confusing, disjointed narrative, and the indeterminable, European accent and affectations of writer, director, and star, Tommy Wiseau – The Room has it all.  If you are a fan of cheesy, campy, or just plain terrible cinema, go find a copy of The Room right now.  Don’t make the same mistake I did.

So many wasted years…

A full review is definitely coming to BadMovieRealm.com in the near future—Oh, hi Mark…

In honor of Killdozer (our first new review in what seems like a decade) here’s Heywood Banks performing his song, “If I Had a Bulldozer” on the Bob and Tom Show.

And yes, as a matter of fact, I will take any excuse to post Heywood Banks songs…