| David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his flying robotic glove. | 
|  | There is only one film which is truly worthy of being called | 
|  | This film has the unimaginable power to suck all positive feelings from its viewers like some kind of merciless black hole of hate. | 
|  | One of the most hilariously-entertaining movies ever. I mean, this film features not one, but two, floor-buffer chase scenes. What else do you need? | 
|  | A giant monster terrorizes a small Texas town and our hero is armed with little more than a ukelele and “The Mushroom Song.” | 
|  | Some movies are considered “So bad, they’re good.” This is not one of those movies. | 
|  | A made-for-TV movie about a furry, smart-ass, alien midget? | 
|  | A giant, inter-dimensional, anti-matter, space turkey invades Earth and crunches all sorts of model airplanes. All fear the Space Turkey! |