“MANOS” is an homage to the great games you remember from your childhood! Remember how every film and cartoon had it’s own platform game adaptation? When every man, woman, child, animal and inanimate object were out to get your character? When the streets were filled with bats, ghosts and Frankenstein monsters? MANOS will take you back to the fantastically absurd games of the past!
Lost on their vacation, Mike and his family have wandered the desert trying to find a place to stay, only to wind up in the haunted “Valley Lodge”. Maintained by “Torgo”, an unusual man/satyr who “takes care of the place while The Master is away”, the hotel is swimming with paranormal activity which Mike has to brave through to find his now missing family. Who is “The Master”, and what does he want with Mike’s family? Armed with his trusty revolver, Mike will have to wander the haunted halls, venture out into the desert, uncover a dark temple and battle the forces of darkness to find out!
Huge levels with boss battles at the end of each!
True classic gameplay!
100% authentic retro style!
I haven’t played this yet, but it looks ridiculously amazing…if you happen to be a fan of retro-NES-style gaming and terrible, terrible movies, that is. Available for Windows, iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, iCarly, and an Android version is on tap for 2013.
Wow, first Manos gets a full restoration in glorious HD (ManosInHD.com), now this. The world may be ending today after all…
“The Master will be pleased by the coming apocalypse!”
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Meanwhile, at spammer HQ…
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“News that Hostess Brands is closing shop is creating a host of business questions, including the fate of iconic brands such as Twinkies…”
Zombieland’s Tallahassee could not be reached for comment. However I am guessing his comments will involve many expletives and fits of uncontrollable, Twinkie-fueled, rage.
P.S. I think I’m gonna go watch Zombieland in honor of Hostess. Viva la Twinkie!
