Turtle Man summons his magic cloud with a little help from his “Moonwalk Magic.”

This is a scene from a movie that features a gigantic, rampaging butt. What the heck do you expect me to write here?

If you consider yourself a fan of bad movies and you haven’t seen Deadly Prey, you need to get your hands on a copy immediately.

Wow, even several direct shots to the beanbag don’t phase Master Liu

Attacking the world’s best kung fu gymnast while he is on a pommel horse is a pretty dumb idea

I don’t know why, but I feel kinda dirty whenever I watch this clip from the 1938, all-midget western, The Terror of Tiny Town

Steven Seagal takes us to the bank