I know, no updates in forever, right? Well I hate to make excuses, but I’ve spent the majority of the past three weeks out of town working on an absolutely horrendous job. Let’s just say spending all day working in a Tyvek suit and respirator in 100 degree heat, cleaning up an abandoned house (complete with mountains of animal feces upstairs and a monstrous sewage backup in the basement. fml…) and then spending all night in a shitty hotel room, watching basic cable marathons, while eating a steady stream of ready-made meals for dinner kinda saps my will to write…and live.
Once this damn job is over I swear regular updates will continue once again. I’ll try to sneak something in while I’m out of town, but no promises.
P.S. If I can find a book of matches, I’m gonna burn this hotel down…
We’re still in the slow, painful process of updating old content and porting it over to the new site. I’m guessing this will continue for the next couple of months, so if you are looking for your favorite review and you can’t seem to find the darn thing, it’s most likely not here yet. Be patient, they’re coming…well, most of them are.
I will also be re-posting some of the film-related content from the old “Nonsensical Ramblings” section (RIP) over the next week or so. Not exactly new content, but content none-the-less.
In other news, I’m happy to announce that the first new review here in over two years(!?!) will be coming in the next week or so. Here’s a quick peek at the subject of our next review, Donald G. Jackson’s Roller Gator.
Yes, that is Joe Estevez, and yes he is talking to an alligator puppet. BAD-MovieRealm.com, remember?
Hell Comes to Frogtown, this ain’t. This damn movie hurt me. It hurt me a lot. I hope you people appreciate the things I do for you… 😛
So, after what seems like an eternity, I’m proud to announce that the redesign is finally complete and BadMovieRealm.com is officially up and running once again!
You can see there are several new additions, including the Store, where you can purchase some b-movie classics and help support this site at the same time. Also be sure to check out the new Amazing, Colossal Forum and the comments sections on every Review, Blog post, and Theater page. I’m really excited to finally have the opportunity to directly interact with everybody who visits the site. C’mon, talk to me, people!
As for the old content, it is going to be revised, edited, and/or completely rewritten as I deem necessary before it is ported over to the new site. This will take some time, so I ask that you please be patient on that front.
Adding films to the Theater, on the other hand, will be a much simpler affair thanks to the new design. Due to this new ease of updating, I plan on adding new films on a fairly regular basis, so be sure to check back often for new additions for your viewing pleasure!
We’re flying high again!
Several things may not be fully-functional as of this post and surely there will be more than a few hiccups (especially since I’m the one who wrote all of the code…) over the next few weeks. I would really appreciate it if you would drop me a line if you happen to have any trouble whatsoever. This will help me get everything running at full speed as soon as possible. Thanks a lot. 🙂
Before I call this announcement complete, I would just like to extend a huge thanks to those of you who, during this site’s long hiatus, have either sent emails or simply continued to check out the site from time to time. I appreciate the hell outta you folks and I look forward to interacting with all of you guys and girls again. Frankly, it’s been too damn long.
