| This is probably the best fight scene featuring a supernaturally gifted Japanese baseball pitcher and a mentally unbalanced, hammer-wielding mother that you will ever see | 
| Apparently King Caesar can “bend it like Beckham.” | 
| In this scene Windy Winston takes offense at being called ugly. He responds by unleashing a fart for the ages in the unfortunate man’s general direction. | 
| As far as “wrestling squid movies” go, The Calamari Wrestler is among the best. | 
| Here’s a tip if you you ever happen to be thrown into quicksand by a murderous tree: Don’t swim further away from shore. | 
| Alf at a strip bar…How much more do you really need? | 
| The Giant Claw features one of the most ridiculous monsters in the history of cinema. | 
| Watch our young caveman hero as he encounters stock footage, kills an annoying squirrel, invents fire, and finally meets up with a really goofy Roger Corman monster. | 
| ♫ Nana na na nana nana CATMAN!!! ♫ | 
| David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his flying robotic glove. |