The touching tale of a young woman and her love for a wrestling squid man…wait, that makes it sound weird.

If you glean nothing else from this review, know this: I love Carmen Electra.

To answer your first question, yes, someone actually made a Godzilla parody featuring an enormous ass. And yes, it is every bit as stupid and bizarre as you are probably thinking.

Three Satanists go wandering into Satan’s psychedelic backwoods. Surprisingly, things don’t go well.

Beautiful women, big guns, massive explosions, tons of ridiculously filthy insults, and a machine gun-wielding midget. Were I still twelve years old, I’m sure I would consider Bitch Slap to be the greatest movie ever made.