Umm, what?

“How could I possibly be more smartly-liked?!?”

I love my spam filter.  It keeps this site from being completely flooded with links for bootleg Viagra made from old gypsum and arsenic, knock-off Gucci handbags, mail order Russian brides, and the like.  The downside of a spam filter is you guys miss out on all of the wonderfully-bizarre Engrish prose contained within the typical spam comment.

Behold the glory of this latest bit ‘o spam which was posted on the recent review for Rectuma:

What i don’t realize is actually how you’re not really a lot more smartly-liked than you might be right now. You are very intelligent. You recognize thus considerably in terms of this topic, made me for my part consider it from numerous numerous angles. Its like men and women are not involved unless it something to do with Lady gaga! Your individual stuffs nice. Always maintain it up!

Now I am flattered this particular spammer feels I am “not really a lot more smartly-liked than I might be right now,” because honestly, that’s really the perception I’ve been striving to achieve.  And the fact that I was able to make him consider the topic of Rectuma, a movie about an enormous, killer backside, from “numerous numerous angles” really goes to show you that I should probably be even more smartly-liked than I already am.

Meanwhile, at spammer HQ…

I’m really not sure what to make of his Lady Gaga comment, I mean I wasn’t a fan of hers the first time she came around when we called her Madonna, but I guess to appeal to both sexes I’ll try to mention her more often.

“ You’ll never catch me on that site.
I don’t wanna look silly.”

I promise you, my loyal visitors, that I will continue to strive to be more smartly-liked and when it comes to this site, I will always maintain it up! Because I was born this way.  And that is likely the last Lady Gaga reference you will ever get outta me, so I hope you enjoyed it.

One Comment

Derek Miller on July 1, 2013
From my spam filter (minus all the SPAM-y links):

"GFM: Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! By the way, how could we communicate?"

In a language other than English, it would seem. Semaphore flags or smoke signals, perhaps.


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