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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
1991 | Color | 90 min.
Jesse Ventura is an intergalactic something out to save us all from Secundus and the "anti-life equation." No, I don't have any idea what that is either.
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory review
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory
1988 | Color | 85 min.
A painful Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho cut and paste extravaganza.

Battlefield Baseball review
Battlefield Baseball
2003 | Color | 97 min.

Talking dogs, oddly timed musical numbers, manic cheerleaders, kung-fu moms, and machinegun-wielding mummies. What more do you want?
The Being review
The Being
1983 | Color | 82 min.

Apparently there is more in Idaho than just potatoes—But not much.

The Calamari Wrestler review
The Calamari Wrestler
2004 | Color | 86 min.

A touching tale of a girl and her squid...Wait, that makes it sound weird.
The Corpse Vanishes review
The Corpse Vanishes
1942 | B&W | 64 min.

Bela Lugosi and his demented dwarf are stealing the bodies of young brides...I'm not sure why.
Creatures From The Abyss review
Creatures From The Abyss
1994 | Color | 86 min.

Some movies are so bad, they're good. This is not one of those movies.

Defenders of Space review
Defenders of Space
1987 | Color | 90 min.

Ever wonder what would happen if people completely ignored copyright laws and made movies without scripts? Welcome to Korea!!!
Deadly Prey review
Deadly Prey
1988 | Color | 88 min.

Ted Prior stars in a movie that unfolds like a song by Dethklok.
Seriously, I was waiting for someone to get “Bloodrocuted.”

Eegah review
Eegah
1962 | Color | 90 min.

Richard Kiel runs amok, while Arch Hall, Jr. croons about some chick named Vicki. But it's really all about the dune-buggy.

Fantasy Mission Force review
Fantasy Mission Force
1982 | Color | 90 min.

Warning: Viewing this film may permanently affect your brain's capacity for rational thought.
Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster review
Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster
1965 | B&W | 77 min.

A more accurate title would be, “Stock Footage Meets the Space Monster.”
Future Force review
Future Force
1990 | Color | 80 min.

David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his detachable robotic arm. Somehow, it is even better than it sounds.

Gamera mini review
Gamera
1965 | B&W
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Attack of Legion mini review
Gamera - Attack of Legion
1996 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe mini review
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe
1995 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Revenge of Iris mini review
Gamera - Revenge of Iris
1999 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gammera the Invincible review
Gammera The Invincible
1965 | B&W | 86 min.

Giant cranky turtle terrorizes Japan. Small boy wearing upsetting shorts holds the key to survival...What are the odds?
Gamera Vs. Barugon mini review
Gamera Vs. Barugon
1966 | Color
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Guiron mini review
Gamera Vs. Guiron
1969 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Gyaos mini review
Gamera Vs. Gyaos
1967 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Jiger mini review
Gamera Vs. Jiger
1970| Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Viras mini review
Gamera Vs. Viras
1968 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Zigra mini review
Gamera Vs. Zigra
1971 | Color
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie review
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
1987 | Color | 97 min.

Sometimes I think I need to get a different hobby. Maybe stamp collecting or commemorative spoons.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Godzilla's Revenge review
Godzilla's Revenge
1969 | Color | 70 min.

I have no words to describe this film. Well, not counting the 3300+ words in the review.
WARNING!!! TINY SHORTS ALERT!!!


The Image of Bruce Lee review
The Image of Bruce Lee
1978 | Color | 91 min.

FULL FRONTAL KUNG-FU ACTION!!!
The Incredible Petrified World review
The Incredible Petrified World
1959 | B&W | 66 min.

BEHOLD!!! The power of...coffee?


Killers From Space review
Killers From Space
1954 | B&W | 71 min.

Peter Graves battles googlie-eyed aliens, giant bugs, and a nuclear disaster. All while looking quite dapper.
Kung Fu Arts review
Kung Fu Arts
1980 | Color | 90 min.

Carter Wong and his faithful monkey friend battle the forces of evil and learn a valuable lesson: Steer clear of interspecies relationships.


The Magic Serpent review
The Magic Serpent
1966 | Color | 86 min.

Political assassinations, talking decapitated heads, giant fire breathing frogs, flying spiders, and samurai warriors...just a normal Tuesday in Japan.
Masters of the Universe review
Masters of the Universe
1987 | Color | 106 min.

Dolph Lundgren saves Eternia, and a cute-as-a-bug Courtney Cox, from the evil clutches of Skeletor. I HAVE THE POWER!!!
The Monster That Challenged The World review
The Monster That Challenged the World
1957 | B&W | 84 min.

Ancient aquatic snail is pissed and the only man who stands in it's way is Commander Twillinger and his...fire extinguisher?
More Dangerous Than Dynamite review
More Dangerous Than Dynamite
1941 | B&W | 10 min.

A short film warning us of the dangers of cleaning your clothes with gasoline...Who knew?

Negadon review
Negadon, The Monster From Mars
2005 | Color | 25 min.

Have you ever felt like you've been ripped off? Join the club.




Return of the Boogeyman review
Return of the Boogeyman
1994 | Color

“Arrgh!!! It Burns Us!!!”

Space Mutiny Review
Space Mutiny
1988 | Color | 87 min.

An under-appreciated sci-fi classic from our friends at Action International Pictures. Review includes a bonus Space Mutiny Drinking Game!
Super Monster Gamera mini review
Super Monster Gamera
1980 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness






Yongary review
Yongary, Monster From the Deep
1967 | Color | 79 min.
A giant lizard wreaks havok on Korea. I guess that Japan was busy with Godzilla that day.


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