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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe review
Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
1991 | Color | 90 min.
Jesse Ventura is an intergalactic something out to save us all from Secundus and the "anti-life equation." No, I don't have any idea what that is either.
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory review
American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory
1988 | Color | 85 min.
A painful Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho cut and paste extravaganza.

Battlefield Baseball review
Battlefield Baseball
2003 | Color | 97 min.

Talking dogs, oddly timed musical numbers, manic cheerleaders, kung-fu moms, and machinegun-wielding mummies. What more do you want?
Begotten review
Begotten
1991 | B&W | 78 min.
A painfully pretentious little arthouse atrocity. My review is sure to raise the ire of more than a few pseudo-intellectual arthouse types. Just another day at the office, I suppose.
The Being review
The Being
1983 | Color | 82 min.

Apparently there is more in Idaho than just potatoes—But not much.

Bitch Slap review

Bitch Slap
2010 | Color | 109 min.

Ever wish that somebody would make a film about three beautiful women who beat the living hell out of one another? Well you're in luck, my friend!

The Calamari Wrestler review
The Calamari Wrestler
2004 | Color | 86 min.

A touching tale of a girl and her squid...Wait, that makes it sound weird.
A Case of Spring Fever review
A Case of Spring Fever
1940 | B&W | 8 min.

A horrifying tale of a world without springs, made even more horrifying by a demonic little spring-sprite named Coily.
The Corpse Vanishes review
The Corpse Vanishes
1942 | B&W | 64 min.

Bela Lugosi and his demented dwarf are stealing the bodies of young brides...I'm not sure why.
Creatures From The Abyss review
Creatures From The Abyss
1994 | Color | 86 min.

Some movies are so bad, they're good. This is not one of those movies.

Deadly Duo Quick Hit
Deadly Duo [Quick Hit]
1978 | Color | 94 min.

Starring: Chan Sing, Cheng Chiu, Chin Lung, Leung Kar Yan, John Liu Chung Liang, Man Kong Lung, and Angela Mao Ying.

Directed By: Yeung Jing Chan
Deadly Prey review
Deadly Prey
1988 | Color | 88 min.

Ted Prior stars in a movie that unfolds like a song by Dethklok.
Seriously, I was waiting for someone to get “Bloodrocuted.”
Defenders of Space review
Defenders of Space
1987 | Color | 90 min.

Ever wonder what would happen if people completely ignored copyright laws and made movies without scripts? Welcome to Korea!!!
Down and Out! review
Down and Out!
1971 | Color | 9 min.

The short film that proves that it's downright hilarious to watch other people fall on their asses.
Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins Quick Hit
Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins [Quick Hit]
1989 | Color | 85 min

Starring: Simon Wong, Paul Kam, Eddie Chan, Anna Li, Ruby Tse, Peter So, and Eagle Kong.

Directed By: Joe Chan

Eegah review
Eegah
1962 | Color | 90 min.

Richard Kiel runs amok, while Arch Hall, Jr. croons about some chick named Vicki. But it's really all about the dune-buggy.

Fantasy Mission Force review
Fantasy Mission Force
1982 | Color | 90 min.

Warning: Viewing this film may permanently affect your brain's capacity for rational thought.
Fever Night review
Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders
2009 | Color | 85 min.

Three Satanists go wandering into Satan's psychedelic backwoods.
Surprisingly, things don't go well.
Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster review
Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster
1965 | B&W | 77 min.

A more accurate title would be, “Stock Footage Meets the Space Monster.”
From Hell It Came review
From Hell It Came
1957 | B&W | 71 min.

A killer tree seeks vengence for its untimely death. This one jumps right off the old goof-o-meter.
Future Force review
Future Force
1990 | Color | 80 min.

David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his detachable robotic arm. Somehow, it is even better than it sounds.

Gamera mini review
Gamera
1965 | B&W
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Attack of Legion mini review
Gamera - Attack of Legion
1996 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe mini review
Gamera - Guardian of the Universe
1995 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera - Revenge of Iris mini review
Gamera - Revenge of Iris
1999 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gammera the Invincible review
Gammera The Invincible
1965 | B&W | 86 min.

Giant cranky turtle terrorizes Japan. Small boy wearing upsetting shorts holds the key to survival...What are the odds?
Gamera Vs. Barugon mini review
Gamera Vs. Barugon
1966 | Color
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Guiron mini review
Gamera Vs. Guiron
1969 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Gyaos mini review
Gamera Vs. Gyaos
1967 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Jiger mini review
Gamera Vs. Jiger
1970| Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Viras mini review
Gamera Vs. Viras
1968 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
Gamera Vs. Zigra mini review
Gamera Vs. Zigra
1971 | Color
Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie review
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
1987 | Color | 97 min.

Sometimes I think I need to get a different hobby. Maybe stamp collecting or commemorative spoons.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Georgia Sothern in her dance from Star and Garter review
Georgia Sothern in her dance from Star and Garter
1942 | B&W | 2½ min.

Proof that strippers have always been a little nutty.
The Giant Claw review
The Giant Claw
1957 | B&W | 74 min.

A giant, inter-dimensional, anti-matter, space turkey invades Earth and smashes all sorts of model airplanes. Fear the Space Turkey!
The Giant Gila Monster review
The Giant Gila Monster
1959 | B&W | 74 min.

A giant gila monster is terrorizing a small Texas town, but not to worry, our hero has “The Mushroom Song.”
Godzilla's Revenge review
Godzilla's Revenge
1969 | Color | 70 min.

I have no words to describe this film. Well, not counting the 3300+ words in the review.
WARNING!!! TINY SHORTS ALERT!!!


If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? review
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
1971 | Color | 52 min.
Mix 1 part exploitation with 1 part fundamentalist Baptist rants; Sprinkle liberally with Commies, and you've got yourself one hell of a ride.
The Image of Bruce Lee review
The Image of Bruce Lee
1978 | Color | 91 min.

FULL FRONTAL KUNG-FU ACTION!!!
The Incredible Petrified World review
The Incredible Petrified World
1959 | B&W | 66 min.

BEHOLD!!! The power of...coffee?
Invasion of the Bee Girls Quick Hit
Invasion of the Bee Girls [Quick Hit]
1973 | Color | 85 min.

Starring: Anitra Ford, William Smith, Victoria Vetri, Cliff Osmond, Wright King, Ben Hammer, Anna Aries, Sid Kaiser, and Beverly Powers.

Directed By: Denis Sanders

J.C. Review
J.C.
1972 | Color | 99 min.

A hippie, stoner version of Jesus gathers his gang of burnout disciples and heads out west to “stick it to the Man.”

Killers From Space review
Killers From Space
1954 | B&W | 71 min.

Peter Graves battles googlie-eyed aliens, giant bugs, and a nuclear disaster. All while looking quite dapper.
Kraa! The Sea Monster review
Kraa! The Sea Monster
1998 | Color | 69 min.

A team of Power Ranger wannabes fight Skeletor and his midget minion while an extraterrestrial snail battles a gigantic, semi-aquatic kaiju.
Kung Fu Arts review
Kung Fu Arts
1980 | Color | 90 min.

Carter Wong and his faithful monkey friend battle the forces of evil and learn a valuable lesson: Steer clear of interspecies relationships.


The Magic Serpent review
The Magic Serpent
1966 | Color | 86 min.

Political assassinations, talking decapitated heads, giant fire breathing frogs, flying spiders, and samurai warriors...just a normal Tuesday in Japan.
Masters of the Universe review
Masters of the Universe
1987 | Color | 106 min.

Dolph Lundgren saves Eternia, and a cute-as-a-bug Courtney Cox, from the evil clutches of Skeletor. I HAVE THE POWER!!!
The Monster That Challenged The World review
The Monster That Challenged the World
1957 | B&W | 84 min.

Ancient aquatic snail is pissed and the only man who stands in it's way is Commander Twillinger and his...fire extinguisher?
More Dangerous Than Dynamite review
More Dangerous Than Dynamite
1941 | B&W | 10 min.

A short film warning us of the dangers of cleaning your clothes with gasoline...Who knew?

Negadon review
Negadon, The Monster From Mars
2005 | Color | 25 min.

Have you ever felt like you've been ripped off? Join the club.


Project: ALF review
Project: ALF
1996 | Color | 92 min.

A made-for-TV movie about a furry, smart-ass, alien midget.
Sounds good to me!


Return of the Boogeyman review
Return of the Boogeyman
1994 | Color

“Arrgh!!! It Burns Us!!!”
Return of the Kung Fu Dragon Quick Hit
Return of the Kung Fu Dragon [Quick Hit]
1976 | Color | 83 min

Starring: Polly Shang-Kwan, Chan Sing, Cheung Lik, Chuen Yuen, Lam Chi, Li Chung Chien, Tin Yau, Tung Li, and Yuen Sam.

Directed By: Chick Lim Yu

Space Mutiny Review
Space Mutiny
1988 | Color | 87 min.

An under-appreciated sci-fi classic from our friends at Action International Pictures. Review includes a bonus Space Mutiny Drinking Game!
Super Monster Gamera mini review
Super Monster Gamera
1980 | Color

Mini-review

Part of Gamera Movie Madness

Teenage Caveman Review
Teenage Caveman
1958 | B&W | 65min.

Robert Vaughn stars as a not-so-teenage teenage caveman in this 1958 Roger Corman classic.

U.S. Catman in Lethal Track Review
U.S. Catman in: Lethal Track
1990 | Color | 90min.

The adventures of Catman begin! Sadly, their isn't one hairball to be found in the entire film.


Weapons of Death Quick Hit
Weapons of Death [Quick Hit]
1982 | Color | 90 min.

Starring: Eric Lee, Bob Ramos, Ralph Catellanos, Louis Bailey, Gerald Okamura, Joshua Johnson, Paul Kryiazi, Leemoi, and Nancy Lee.

Directed By: Paul Kryiazi


Yongary review
Yongary, Monster From the Deep
1967 | Color | 79 min.
A giant lizard wreaks havok on Korea. I guess that Japan was busy with Godzilla that day.


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