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| Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe 1991 | Color | 90 min. Jesse Ventura is an intergalactic something out to save us all from Secundus and the "anti-life equation." No, I don't have any idea what that is either. |
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| American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory 1988 | Color | 85 min. A painful Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho cut and paste extravaganza. |
| B |
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| Battlefield Baseball 2003 | Color | 97 min. Talking dogs, oddly timed musical numbers, manic cheerleaders, kung-fu moms, and machinegun-wielding mummies. What more do you want? |
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| Begotten 1991 | B&W | 78 min. A painfully pretentious little arthouse atrocity. My review is sure to raise the ire of more than a few pseudo-intellectual arthouse types. Just another day at the office, I suppose. |
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| The Being 1983 | Color | 82 min. Apparently there is more in Idaho than just potatoes—But not much. |
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| Bitch Slap 2010 | Color | 109 min. Ever wish that somebody would make a film about three beautiful women who beat the living hell out of one another? Well you're in luck, my friend! |
| C |
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| The Calamari Wrestler 2004 | Color | 86 min. A touching tale of a girl and her squid...Wait, that makes it sound weird. |
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| A Case of Spring Fever 1940 | B&W | 8 min. A horrifying tale of a world without springs, made even more horrifying by a demonic little spring-sprite named Coily. |
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| The Corpse Vanishes 1942 | B&W | 64 min. Bela Lugosi and his demented dwarf are stealing the bodies of young brides...I'm not sure why. |
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| Creatures From The Abyss 1994 | Color | 86 min. Some movies are so bad, they're good. This is not one of those movies. |
| D |
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| Deadly Duo [Quick Hit] 1978 | Color | 94 min. Starring: Chan Sing, Cheng Chiu, Chin Lung, Leung Kar Yan, John Liu Chung Liang, Man Kong Lung, and Angela Mao Ying. Directed By: Yeung Jing Chan |
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| Deadly Prey 1988 | Color | 88 min. Ted Prior stars in a movie that unfolds like a song by Dethklok. Seriously, I was waiting for someone to get “Bloodrocuted.” |
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| Defenders of Space 1987 | Color | 90 min. Ever wonder what would happen if people completely ignored copyright laws and made movies without scripts? Welcome to Korea!!! |
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| Down and Out! 1971 | Color | 9 min. The short film that proves that it's downright hilarious to watch other people fall on their asses. |
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| Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins [Quick Hit] 1989 | Color | 85 min Starring: Simon Wong, Paul Kam, Eddie Chan, Anna Li, Ruby Tse, Peter So, and Eagle Kong. Directed By: Joe Chan |
| E |
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| Eegah 1962 | Color | 90 min. Richard Kiel runs amok, while Arch Hall, Jr. croons about some chick named Vicki. But it's really all about the dune-buggy. |
| F |
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| Fantasy Mission Force
1982 | Color | 90 min. Warning: Viewing this film may permanently affect your brain's capacity for rational thought. |
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| Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders
2009 | Color | 85 min. Three Satanists go wandering into Satan's psychedelic backwoods. Surprisingly, things don't go well. |
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| Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster 1965 | B&W | 77 min. A more accurate title would be, “Stock Footage Meets the Space Monster.” |
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| From Hell It Came 1957 | B&W | 71 min. A killer tree seeks vengence for its untimely death. This one jumps right off the old goof-o-meter. |
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| Future Force 1990 | Color | 80 min. David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his detachable robotic arm. Somehow, it is even better than it sounds. |
| G |
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| Gamera
1965 | B&W Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Attack of Legion 1996 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Guardian of the Universe 1995 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Revenge of Iris 1999 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gammera The Invincible 1965 | B&W | 86 min. Giant cranky turtle terrorizes Japan. Small boy wearing upsetting shorts holds the key to survival...What are the odds? |
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| Gamera Vs. Barugon 1966 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Guiron 1969 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Gyaos 1967 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Jiger 1970| Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Viras 1968 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Zigra 1971 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987 | Color | 97 min. Sometimes I think I need to get a different hobby. Maybe stamp collecting or commemorative spoons. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! |
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| Georgia Sothern in her dance from Star and Garter 1942 | B&W | 2½ min. Proof that strippers have always been a little nutty. |
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| The Giant Claw 1957 | B&W | 74 min. A giant, inter-dimensional, anti-matter, space turkey invades Earth and smashes all sorts of model airplanes. Fear the Space Turkey! |
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| The Giant Gila Monster 1959 | B&W | 74 min. A giant gila monster is terrorizing a small Texas town, but not to worry, our hero has “The Mushroom Song.” |
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| Godzilla's Revenge 1969 | Color | 70 min. I have no words to describe this film. Well, not counting the 3300+ words in the review. WARNING!!! TINY SHORTS ALERT!!! |
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| If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? 1971 | Color | 52 min. Mix 1 part exploitation with 1 part fundamentalist Baptist rants; Sprinkle liberally with Commies, and you've got yourself one hell of a ride. |
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| The Image of Bruce Lee 1978 | Color | 91 min. FULL FRONTAL KUNG-FU ACTION!!! |
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| The Incredible Petrified World 1959 | B&W | 66 min. BEHOLD!!! The power of...coffee? |
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| Invasion of the Bee Girls [Quick Hit] 1973 | Color | 85 min. Starring: Anitra Ford, William Smith, Victoria Vetri, Cliff Osmond, Wright King, Ben Hammer, Anna Aries, Sid Kaiser, and Beverly Powers. Directed By: Denis Sanders |
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| J.C. 1972 | Color | 99 min. A hippie, stoner version of Jesus gathers his gang of burnout disciples and heads out west to “stick it to the Man.” |
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| Killers From Space 1954 | B&W | 71 min. Peter Graves battles googlie-eyed aliens, giant bugs, and a nuclear disaster. All while looking quite dapper. |
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| Kraa! The Sea Monster 1998 | Color | 69 min. A team of Power Ranger wannabes fight Skeletor and his midget minion while an extraterrestrial snail battles a gigantic, semi-aquatic kaiju. |
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| Kung Fu Arts 1980 | Color | 90 min. Carter Wong and his faithful monkey friend battle the forces of evil and learn a valuable lesson: Steer clear of interspecies relationships. |
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| The Magic Serpent 1966 | Color | 86 min. Political assassinations, talking decapitated heads, giant fire breathing frogs, flying spiders, and samurai warriors...just a normal Tuesday in Japan. |
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| Masters of the Universe 1987 | Color | 106 min. Dolph Lundgren saves Eternia, and a cute-as-a-bug Courtney Cox, from the evil clutches of Skeletor. I HAVE THE POWER!!! |
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| The Monster That Challenged the World 1957 | B&W | 84 min. Ancient aquatic snail is pissed and the only man who stands in it's way is Commander Twillinger and his...fire extinguisher? |
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| More Dangerous Than Dynamite 1941 | B&W | 10 min. A short film warning us of the dangers of cleaning your clothes with gasoline...Who knew? |
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| Negadon, The Monster From Mars 2005 | Color | 25 min. Have you ever felt like you've been ripped off? Join the club. |
| O |
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| Project: ALF 1996 | Color | 92 min. A made-for-TV movie about a furry, smart-ass, alien midget. Sounds good to me! |
| Q |
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| Return of the Boogeyman 1994 | Color “Arrgh!!! It Burns Us!!!” |
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| Return of the Kung Fu Dragon [Quick Hit] 1976 | Color | 83 min Starring: Polly Shang-Kwan, Chan Sing, Cheung Lik, Chuen Yuen, Lam Chi, Li Chung Chien, Tin Yau, Tung Li, and Yuen Sam. Directed By: Chick Lim Yu |
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| Space Mutiny 1988 | Color | 87 min. An under-appreciated sci-fi classic from our friends at Action International Pictures. Review includes a bonus Space Mutiny Drinking Game! |
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| Super Monster Gamera 1980 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Teenage Caveman 1958 | B&W | 65min. Robert Vaughn stars as a not-so-teenage teenage caveman in this 1958 Roger Corman classic. |
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| U.S. Catman in: Lethal Track 1990 | Color | 90min. The adventures of Catman begin! Sadly, their isn't one hairball to be found in the entire film. |
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| Weapons of Death [Quick Hit] 1982 | Color | 90 min. Starring: Eric Lee, Bob Ramos, Ralph Catellanos, Louis Bailey, Gerald Okamura, Joshua Johnson, Paul Kryiazi, Leemoi, and Nancy Lee. Directed By: Paul Kryiazi |
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| Y |
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| Yongary, Monster From the Deep 1967 | Color | 79 min. A giant lizard wreaks havok on Korea. I guess that Japan was busy with Godzilla that day. |
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