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| Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe 1991 | Color | 90 min. Jesse Ventura is an intergalactic something out to save us all from Secundus and the "anti-life equation." No, I don't have any idea what that is either. |
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| American Force 2: The Untouchable Glory 1988 | Color | 85 min. A painful Joseph Lai/Godfrey Ho cut and paste extravaganza. |
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| Battlefield Baseball 2003 | Color | 97 min. Talking dogs, oddly timed musical numbers, manic cheerleaders, kung-fu moms, and machinegun-wielding mummies. What more do you want? |
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| The Being 1983 | Color | 82 min. Apparently there is more in Idaho than just potatoes—But not much. |
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| The Calamari Wrestler 2004 | Color | 86 min. A touching tale of a girl and her squid...Wait, that makes it sound weird. |
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| The Corpse Vanishes 1942 | B&W | 64 min. Bela Lugosi and his demented dwarf are stealing the bodies of young brides...I'm not sure why. |
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| Creatures From The Abyss 1994 | Color | 86 min. Some movies are so bad, they're good. This is not one of those movies. |
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| Defenders of Space 1987 | Color | 90 min. Ever wonder what would happen if people completely ignored copyright laws and made movies without scripts? Welcome to Korea!!! |
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| Deadly Prey 1988 | Color | 88 min. Ted Prior stars in a movie that unfolds like a song by Dethklok. Seriously, I was waiting for someone to get “Bloodrocuted.” |
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| Eegah 1962 | Color | 90 min. Richard Kiel runs amok, while Arch Hall, Jr. croons about some chick named Vicki. But it's really all about the dune-buggy. |
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| Fantasy Mission Force
1982 | Color | 90 min. Warning: Viewing this film may permanently affect your brain's capacity for rational thought. |
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| Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster 1965 | B&W | 77 min. A more accurate title would be, “Stock Footage Meets the Space Monster.” |
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| Future Force 1990 | Color | 80 min. David Carradine kicks some ass with a little help from his detachable robotic arm. Somehow, it is even better than it sounds. |
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| Gamera
1965 | B&W Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Attack of Legion 1996 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Guardian of the Universe 1995 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera - Revenge of Iris 1999 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gammera The Invincible 1965 | B&W | 86 min. Giant cranky turtle terrorizes Japan. Small boy wearing upsetting shorts holds the key to survival...What are the odds? |
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| Gamera Vs. Barugon 1966 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Guiron 1969 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Gyaos 1967 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Jiger 1970| Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Viras 1968 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Gamera Vs. Zigra 1971 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987 | Color | 97 min. Sometimes I think I need to get a different hobby. Maybe stamp collecting or commemorative spoons. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! |
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| Godzilla's Revenge 1969 | Color | 70 min. I have no words to describe this film. Well, not counting the 3300+ words in the review. WARNING!!! TINY SHORTS ALERT!!! |
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| The Image of Bruce Lee 1978 | Color | 91 min. FULL FRONTAL KUNG-FU ACTION!!! |
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| The Incredible Petrified World 1959 | B&W | 66 min. BEHOLD!!! The power of...coffee? |
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| Killers From Space 1954 | B&W | 71 min. Peter Graves battles googlie-eyed aliens, giant bugs, and a nuclear disaster. All while looking quite dapper. |
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| Kung Fu Arts 1980 | Color | 90 min. Carter Wong and his faithful monkey friend battle the forces of evil and learn a valuable lesson: Steer clear of interspecies relationships. |
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| The Magic Serpent 1966 | Color | 86 min. Political assassinations, talking decapitated heads, giant fire breathing frogs, flying spiders, and samurai warriors...just a normal Tuesday in Japan. |
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| Masters of the Universe 1987 | Color | 106 min. Dolph Lundgren saves Eternia, and a cute-as-a-bug Courtney Cox, from the evil clutches of Skeletor. I HAVE THE POWER!!! |
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| The Monster That Challenged the World 1957 | B&W | 84 min. Ancient aquatic snail is pissed and the only man who stands in it's way is Commander Twillinger and his...fire extinguisher? |
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| More Dangerous Than Dynamite 1941 | B&W | 10 min. A short film warning us of the dangers of cleaning your clothes with gasoline...Who knew? |
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| Negadon, The Monster From Mars 2005 | Color | 25 min. Have you ever felt like you've been ripped off? Join the club. |
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| Return of the Boogeyman 1994 | Color “Arrgh!!! It Burns Us!!!” |
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| Space Mutiny 1988 | Color | 87 min. An under-appreciated sci-fi classic from our friends at Action International Pictures. Review includes a bonus Space Mutiny Drinking Game! |
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| Super Monster Gamera 1980 | Color Mini-review Part of Gamera Movie Madness |
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| Yongary, Monster From the Deep 1967 | Color | 79 min. A giant lizard wreaks havok on Korea. I guess that Japan was busy with Godzilla that day. |
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