Here it is. The place where you can contact me. “Why would I want to do such a thing,” you ask? I don't know. You're the one who clicked the “CONTACT” button, right?
My theory is that you stumbled here accidentally (much in the same way you probably stumbled on this site in the first place) in a frantic attempt to get the hell away from this crazy guy, and his lame attempts at humor. Sadly, you have failed…miserably. So, you might as well drop me a line…while you hang your head in shame.
- Questions?
- Comments?
- Screeners?
- Piles of cash?
- Marriage proposals?
- Just want to tell me what an ass I am for trashing your favorite movie?
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